Be honest: Did you really forget your Gmail password? Or are you just making excuses to avoid checking your email?
We get it! The emails are coming, and they don't stop coming. You're always just one password memory slip away from internal peace. Emails can't "find you well" if you can't even get into your account, just sayin'.
Though we should still probably work on getting you back in there. What if there's a pizza discount waiting for you or something?